Oshiete Kudasai

[14:20] <+x_Ryo-ohki_x> my mom is so fucking evil
[14:20] <+x_Ryo-ohki_x> she came in my room to show me a lighter
[14:20] <+x_Ryo-ohki_x> she was like isn't this a neat lighter try it
[14:20] <+x_Ryo-ohki_x> so i press on the damn thing and it fucking shocks the hell out of me and she starts laughing her ass off

[15:59] <Digital-Pimp> this would make a great Naruto AMV
[15:59] <+andrew632> Naturo, you mean...
[15:59] <+andrew632> according to your screenshots...
[15:59] <+andrew632> dyslexic bastard

[23:29] <+The_Ultimate_Samurai> here is my diet i call it the "get off your ass, move around and eat less you fat bastard" diet

[19:32] <@RangerBAD> Another Shirow work.
[19:32] <@RangerBAD> He must be mind-boggling rich.
[19:32] <+Digital-Pimp_Serv> I'd pay him just to suck his dick

[21:25] <+dj_enkie> one time
[21:26] <+dj_enkie> i downlaoded undergrad hotel
[21:26] <+dj_enkie> while i was drunk
[21:26] <+dj_enkie> started reading it
[21:26] <+dj_enkie> after jerking too a few pages
[21:26] <+dj_enkie> i realized it was guys

[18:55] <+x_Ryo-ohki_x> well i'd rather pet it and look at it instead of trying to get on it
[18:55] <+x_Ryo-ohki_x> wait
[18:55] <+x_Ryo-ohki_x> that didn't sound right

[15:38] <Silky_Smooth> men will wank till their heart stops

[19:48] <@unrealer> i need stop watching hentai too
[19:48] <@unrealer> it rots my dick

[18:38] <@Kat> everyone is your whore
[18:38] <@x_Ryo-ohki_x> yep including you

[22:47] <+otacon> I tried pulling the Dempsey Roll on my teacher
[22:47] <+otacon> I fell down and broke my ankle